6 Stoner Friendly jobs
If you’re like me then you probably aren’t very fond of working a repetitive job that interferes with our girl Mary Jane and/or one that pays you chump change. Here are a couple jobs I can vouch for and assure you, that if you’re a dope head you’ll do well at any of these places.
1. King Soopers/Safeway – Very easy going and laid back places to work, The heavily crowded parking lot makes for a perfect place to blaze bowls during breaks and lunches. Pushing carts makes time go by very fast, and is simple to do when your high as a kite.
2. Delivery Driving – This is one of my favorites, just because you spend 90% of your time in your own vehicle, This could be good for several reasons. And i’m sure you can put together those reasons in your head. Delivery driving also makes loads of tips, walking home on a friday night with 60$ cash can be a good feeling. Tips usually fund your weed buying, and you save paychecks; the system works out great.
3. Pizza Joints – We’ve all seen them, the classic pizzeria. It look’s like everyone’s hard at work, but really making pizzas is very simple. All you basically do is throw on ingredients and an oven cooks it for the right time and temp, its very effortless. Some pizzerias offer cold pizzas to take and bake instead of the classic pies, I suggest these establishments. Because you don’t have to cook the dough, there are barely any dishes.
4. Car Wash’s – Some car washes offer more in debth cleaning that you have to pay for, this could be a goldmine for you because you never know what kinda car you could be detailing. Could be a 97′ civic hatchback or a 2015 buggatti veyron who knows, but chances are the people driving nice cars will have better tips. But money is money and its worth it either way. There laid back to work at because no body takes pride in a car wash, coming to work stoned isn’t as much of a biggie.
5. Fast Food – I have had several friends work at fast food restaurants and let me tell you something… it’s great! I always can find a meal if I really have to. The homies at McDonalds drive threw really know how to hook it up. And order of 3 $.99 mcdoubles and a $1 Large drink costs $4.20, Around the Denver area most employees that are smokers will hook up your order fat. Imagine if you could be the one to hook up stoned people in the driver threw, The most satisfaction from a job comes from when you make some happy.
6. Donut Shop – I know it might sound a little odd (I’ve only worked one job like this) But this job was very chill. Shifts for donut frying usually start at 2am But before you think to yourself how stupid I sound think about for a minute. Supervision of stoners is essential to keep them from doing illegal things like I dunno smoking dope, and Supervision is what the Graveyard shift lacks.. Which means You can get as high as you want, When you want, And get paid for doing it while creating especially delicious donuts and eat as many as you like.
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